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The Titanic theme played on the recorder.
JUST WHEN I THOUGHT IT COULDNT GET ANY FUNNIER IT GOT TO THE DRAMATIC BUT AT THE END OMG
I fucking lost it at the end I caNNOT OH MY GOD
OMG I WAS SNORTING SO HARD
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mugglehumour reblogged i-will-eat-your-muffinsLoading...
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mugglehumour reblogged dumble-whores-army
i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole
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I've named these posts The Whouffle Games lol
This
Week
We
Decided
To
Act
Like
Parents
We
Invaded
Space
AGAIN
Confessed
IT
WAS
REAL
GUYS
And
Had
Lots
And
Lots
Of
Eyesex
Like…
Lots
2 side notes again this week. I’m sorry. Kind of. Not really.
Jealous
Doctor
Nuff said
AND
Yes Doctor
You ARE
Attracted to her
And you DID
Just check out her ass
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Okay in regards to The Name of the Doctor- Moffat’s been telling us that it will change Doctor Who forever. And how will it do that? Even if they outright told us his name that wouldn’t really change the fabric of the show that much. So here’s what we know. We know both Clara and The Doctor will be back for Series 8. We know that Clara was born to save the Doctor. And in the preview it looks like she jumps into the heart of the TARDIS. Which probably scatters her across the Doctor’s timelines so that she can save him. But if she survived that, being in the heart of the TARDIS, wouldn’t that change her? Couldn’t that possibly make her into a Time Lord? And if that’s so she could travel with the Doctor forever and it really would change the show. Because we’d have two characters who’d keep regenerating and he would never have to be lonely again. He’d finally have the perfect companion. Forever.
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mugglehumour reblogged tyler-hoe-kley
my english teacher in 9th grade used to put prompts up for daily 5 minute writing warmups and one day the prompt was just the word “hippo” and i wrote a page long story in 5 minutes about an underground russian mafia that distributed hippo feces because they discovered that it had euphoric properties similar to marijuana it was like the new opium and rich people paid big money for it but it was illegal in every country and my teacher made me read it out loud to the class
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