gentlemanbones: zeldasboyfriend: me flirting You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
tyleroakley: glitterweave: The girl from this gif is actually bat shit crazy TERRIFYING.
devastatic: wigwamsuzie: asleepinacity: ...
How I want the Doctor's name to be revealed
The Doctor: "My name is-"
The Doctor: "MY NAME IS -"
*Bus passes and Ten and Nine step out*
The Doctor: "My name is-"
*Ten and Nine hit him on the head with a frying pan and yell "NO" as they drag his body away*
whouffleshipsitself: So I looked up a Whouffle mv for the song Young and beautiful and YouTube thought I was looking for this
suojure: malijuanastyles: i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop...
I've named these posts The Whouffle Games lol
oswinrycbaroswald: This Week We Decided To Act Like Parents We Invaded Space AGAIN Confessed IT WAS REAL GUYS And Had Lots And Lots Of Eyesex Like… Lots 2 side notes again this week. I’m sorry. Kind of. Not really. Jealous Doctor Nuff said AND Yes Doctor You ARE Attracted to her And you DID ...
Person: What state do you live in?
stevenfresco: stevenfresco: it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder
me: cries when i can't go to a concert
me: cries when i can go to a concert
apatheticghost: my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
kili-at-my-service: i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much: tunacaptor: rogierinthedeep: lordoftheinternet: toy story but with the grown up kind of toys if you know what i mean you got a friend in me They’d still be called woody and buzz I THINK WE ALL NEED TO TAKE A SEAT this gives a whole new meaning to, “PEOPLE ARE COMING”
underestimatedoswinfangirl: realtired-ofyourshitmasterwayne: johnnydepps: iamjonwanker: yes mom he’s 49 but he’s really hot yes mom he’s 47 but he’s really hot yes mom he’s 30 but he’s really hot yes mom he’s 34 but he’s really hot yes mom he’s 36 but he’s really hot yes mom he’s 37 but he’s really hot yes mom he’s 41 but he’s really hot yes mom he’s 31 but he’s...
i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and ugly and annoying
themadhannibal: Why do my parents yell at me for not fucking cleaning my room like I could be out doing crystal fucking meth and banging 7 people at once but all I do is run a blog, watch movies, eat food, use the bathroom and occasionally ask them to drive me somewhere I’m not that hard to care for.