gentlemanbones:

zeldasboyfriend:

me flirting

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You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man

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tyleroakley:

glitterweave:

The girl from this gif is actually bat shit crazy

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TERRIFYING.

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damnsherlockwhathappened:

me in social situations

(Source: retlawdisigny, via aliceindreamerland)

devastatic:

wigwamsuzie:

asleepinacity:

chikinpai:

foolsnevermove0nfapitalism:

The Titanic theme played on the recorder.

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT IT COULDNT GET ANY FUNNIER IT GOT TO THE DRAMATIC BUT AT THE END OMG

I fucking lost it at the end I caNNOT OH MY GOD

OMG I WAS SNORTING SO HARD

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just2lookatdt:

“I wanted to dive under the Cyberman’s legs. I thought that would be an expedient and witty way of getting out of the room.”

He can dive between my legs anytime!

(Source: rorythenosepond, via mugglehumour)

How I want the Doctor's name to be revealed

  • The Doctor: "My name is-"
  • *train passes*
  • Clara: "What?"
  • The Doctor: "MY NAME IS -"
  • *Bus passes and Ten and Nine step out*
  • Clara: "WHAT?"
  • The Doctor: "My name is-"
  • *Ten and Nine hit him on the head with a frying pan and yell "NO" as they drag his body away*

thefruitythebooty:

simsgonewrong:

Come, sit down.

his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’

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